Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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