i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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