Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
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