if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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