Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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