I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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