If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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