so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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