I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
there is glitter all over my balls
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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