Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
How external is "for external use only"?
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Randomize
