The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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