I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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