So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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