It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
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