she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
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