Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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