I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
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