You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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