I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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