Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
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