But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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