i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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