It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Randomize
