Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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