I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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