If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
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