doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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