dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
Randomize
