Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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