guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
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