Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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