One girl and one boy is just not enough.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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