I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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