I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I am available for nakedness
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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