i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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