She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
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