Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
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