i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
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