Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
You need a sexual gate keeper
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
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