should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
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