I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
We left an ass print on the piano.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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