1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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