He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
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