Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Yo dont text me then not text me
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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