I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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