I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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