Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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