And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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