Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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