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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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