That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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