Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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